can you imagine their children throwing tantrums because mama lourdes is angry with and hal just goes
"that’s nothing. our first fight was when she build a human barricade to protect my hybrid sister and I had caused an uprising against my alien sister because stupid pope can’t keep still and she looked like she wanted to throw me in the human cacoon"
they stare at him blankly
"but y’know…that’s worst case scenario…"